The worst kept secret in the history of secrets is no longer a secret. As much as the Evil Affiliate Window tried, they could not hide what Project Darwin is and might be from “the“.
Everything I journalled in my journal about Project Darwin was 100% correct. Even the bits that were wrong will be right one day. That’s Evil-ution, and shows I knew more about it than you do/did.
Posted: July 28th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
“the” has been well and truly clocked after a large number of “backs” were made for my Journal entry yesterday on a interweb called A4U. As the identity of “the” may have been potentially compromised, I wanted to know how it happened, why it happened and what it happened so I could stop it happen again? Aye, Happen!
“Ze Mole”’s Mole was sent in to investigate:
Posted: July 24th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
It is later than I usually Journal in my Journal today. I have been away studying the Evolution of Dinosaurs with hopes a 3 fold:
Whilst I was away, Important evidence came to light about Project Darwin and what it is. You heard me, not what it might be, what it is.
A small mass of intelligence has come to our attention over night. It’s amazing how intelligent this intelligence is, as to be honest, most of our intelligence hasn’t been very.
The BBC, which stands for Beef, Bacon and Cheddar, has been asking children some questions about Project Darwin and what they think it might be and what it is. If you do not want to know what a children is, then look away now.
Posted: July 22nd, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
Despite the inexplicable step up in security at DW HQ, “the” were determined to carry on with our equally inexplicable investigation.
Communications from DW HQ were still being intercepted because it doesn’t matter how big their Tank is, or whether their heads go right to the top of their hats, we can still log into Tw@tter and see what they’re up to.
The following communication was intercepted on the 20th July at about 0900 hours:
Posted: July 21st, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
It was not known just how tight the security had got at Affiliate Window after last weeks full security lockdown.
If security was fully tightened, we would never find out what Project Darwin is or what it might be, but if it was slightly slack, we probably might. “Ze Mole” was ordered to investigate.
His report revealed some disturbing facts, and if that wasn’t disturbing enough, it is quite disturbing too:
Posted: July 20th, 2009 under Journal - 2 Comments.
It is the day he rested.
But seeing as we’re all Darwinian, he probably didn’t really. Sunday is when he created some monkeys, but still everyone else rests and I am the only person who works on a Sunday.
With it being Sunday, and with everyone else not at work, I think I should recap the major points of the investigation. I will leave out all the red herrings and concentrate on the actual factual facts. This, I believe, will prove I know more about Project Darwin than you do. I’ll still pad it out with a hint of moron, just for fun. After all, that’s why you’re here isn’t it?
Also, it’s likely to be quite long, so go make yourself a cup of Bovril or something first. There’s some serious stuff worth reading. Possibly.
Posted: July 19th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
It is Saturday and the “the” investigation has been going for just over a week. A few new items are still coming to light regarding Project Darwin and what it is and what it might be, even though it’s Saturday and everyone is at a Barbeque.
A communication similar to other communications has been intercepted in a similar way to previous interceptions. The following is the exact message cleverly recreated using highly advanced systems codenamed: My “prt sc” button and photoshop.
Posted: July 18th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
Various happenings have been happening, but there hasn’t been much doing or done regarding the Project Darwin saga. This is making our mission very difficult as without information there is no investigation. Which is obvious.
More obviousness is this: Any Agent, either independant or otherwise, who so much as mentions Project Darwin, will be discovered and probably given a free backlink. Oh, and track/ping backs do follow.
Day 9 came and went with little time to write in my Jounal due to finding “Dr” Kevin Brown’s Evil Lair of Evil and the new Harry Potter film coming out which isn’t as good as the book. They’ve missed loads of really important stuff out and replaced it with teenagers snogging. Fenrir Greyback isn’t even a wizard, so he can’t apparate and Hermiones eyebrows give me the Screaming Abdabs
Posted: July 16th, 2009 under Journal - 2 Comments.
The “the” technologically advanced technology is a major part of “the” operations. After scouring the entire planet with our spy satellite we have finally found what is believed to be “Dr” Brown’s Lair of Evil. This casefile will document our suspicions and possibly even confirm them. Read more »
Posted: July 15th, 2009 under Journal - 3 Comments.
Reports from our telecommunications spys suggest that the existence of “the” has been outed to the world wide affiliate community. This is of obvious concern due to the number of independant investigators who may snaffle our reports and possibly even link to them. Read more »
Posted: July 14th, 2009 under Journal - 5 Comments.
Research into “Dr” Charles “Evil-ution” Darwin has unearthed some suprising revelations, which could point to some clues on what Project Darwin might be and what it is. This is thought to have been said recently in 1859:
As many more individuals of each species are born than can possibly survive; and as, consequently, there is a frequently recurring struggle for existence, it follows that any being, if it vary however slightly in any manner profitable to itself, under the complex and sometimes varying conditions of life, will have a better chance of surviving, and thus be naturally selected.
Proof?
Absolutely.
Of what is unclear, but it is clear there was shortage of full stops in 1859. Read more »
Posted: July 13th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
Today is Sunday. It’s the day after Saturday and usually, the day before Monday.
If it were any other day, I’m sure something would have happened, but not today. Yet I still need to fill a page in my Investigative Journal so it appears as though I never take a day off. Which I don’t. Read more »
Posted: July 12th, 2009 under Journal - 2 Comments.
I didn’t sleep last night. The complexities of the mystery keep me awake. And I was alittle bit poorly, not swine flu though, I don’t do pigs.
Whilst “surfing” the netaweb, I found other “Agents” from other “Agencies” are also on the case of Project Darwin. Perhaps if I steal some of their ideas and research, “the” case will look better and more thought out to my bosses and the general public and people I don’t actually know in real life. Read more »
Posted: July 11th, 2009 under Journal - 2 Comments.
Day 4 of the “the” Project Darwin investigation and things are hotting up. It’s like an episode of Scooby Doo with clues everywhere I look. I doubt Project Darwin is going to be the fairground owner in a rubber mask, but we cannot rule anything out yet.
“Ze Mole”s report came in early today: Read more »
Still at “the” HQ going over intercepted documents.
It has occured to me that there are several factions making up Digital Window. Most wouldn’t have noticed, they are well hidden, but my keen eye and sharp focus sees all. Read more »
Posted: July 9th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments.
“Ze Mole” reported back this morning after last night’s covert mission. He had been sent to investigate the rooftop weapon systems atop and on the roof of Digital Window’s building. Our best men had identified active Missile Silos on the roof of 100 Leman Street, London, E1 8EU after studying this image from “the” spy satellite: Read more »
No sooner had we been given the task of outing the (no doubt dastardly) plans of the now infamous Digital Window, it became apparant this was not going to be easy.
Within hours of “Ze Mole” taking up camp outside DW HQ he reported back his report with “nothing to report“.
Dammit!
This wasn’t going to be easy at all. We would have to be sneaky. Read more »
Posted: July 7th, 2009 under Journal - No Comments. Tags: darwin
Early on in our investigation, it became apparant that the Affiliate Window splinter group was the main focus of Digital Window’s efforts. As such, Affiliate Window soon became our greatest cause for concern.
Could Project Darwin be a newly forming battalion within the Affiliate Window Army? Read more »
Posted: July 1st, 2009 under Affiliate Window - No Comments.