Day 10: Some actual factual facts

Day 9 came and went with little time to write in my Jounal due to finding “Dr” Kevin Brown’s Evil Lair of Evil and the new Harry Potter film coming out which isn’t as good as the book. They’ve missed loads of really important stuff out and replaced it with teenagers snogging. Fenrir Greyback isn’t even a wizard, so he can’t apparate and Hermiones eyebrows give me the Screaming Abdabs

I digress:

Overnight, the “the” boffins have been working on decyphering newly intercepted encrypted messages passed between DW HQ and “Dr” Charles “Evil-ution” Darwin. This new information is important as it outlines a few links in the chain of command working on Project Darwin.

The transcript of communications intercepted on July 15th 2009, as decyphered by “the” boffins:

Fletcher: Well Charles, we’ve sussed out who’s doing what and what they’re gonna do.

Darwin: Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

Fletcher: What?

Darwin: That was code for “tell me the command hierarchy of Project Darwin as assigned by Affiliate Window”

Fletcher: Was it?

Darwin: Yes

Fletcher: Ooooo Kaaaayy. Anyhoo, Chris Giddins is Lord and Master and the actual manager of Project Darwin, which is a fact. I’m going to be his right hand man underneath but of lesser importance, his side kick if you will.

Darwin: Excellent. Is anyone outside of the Project aware of what Project Darwin is yet?

Fletcher: No, everyone still thinks it’s a cool name for SW V3, which it isn’t, cos V3 is a Shop Window thing and has different scientists working on it, like that Ollie and possibly Paul Inman.

Darwin: As I have foreseen.

We have had top men and women working on finding out more, and more has been found out.

Head:

Chris Giddins is already known to us and has been listed on the Digital/Affiliate Window Chain of Command as a Commander (not as much) in Chief. Codenamed: Product Director, it is thought that Giddins could possibly look like this if someone were to play around with the eybrows on his photo abit:

Chris Giddins. Now with added evil

The adjustments made to this photograph clearly show he is the head honcho. That is indisputable and no disputes will be entered into. Giddins is the topper most badbwoy working on Project Darwin, end of.

And Shoulders:

Each and every North on a compass of evil requires at least one East. The transcribed transcription transcripted above clearly shows Mr George Fletcher admitting himself as Giddinses sidekick. This is also a fact as this survellience photo proves without any doubt whatsoever:

Chris Giddins and George Fletcher with an Aerosol can of concentrated evil. That's Fletcher on the left/right.

As you can see, George Fletcher is Chris Giddinses’s right hand man, but on the left in the photo as you look at it because it’s backwards, but not like a mirror. For once, “Ze Mole” was correct when he said “I zink zis Fletcher man could be a zource of great information regarding Project Darwin if properly motivated.”

The cattle prod has been put on standby.

Pantene Pro Vitamin B+:

Aside from that communication, this has also been communicated from the DW HQ camp via an online social network medium:

Twittered on Twitter by a Twitterer to a Twitteree

It is clear that Project Darwin will eventually be a collaboration between collaborators. It is clear that Project Darwin will “help” affiliates and merchants use Affiliate Window technology (as seen on “Dr” Browns Island of Doom no doubt). It is clear this was Twittered 20 hours ago from the web, and I’ll tell you what else is clear:

Glass.

Posted: July 16th, 2009 under Journal.

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