Day 16: Who Let the Skoolz Out?

A small mass of intelligence has come to our attention over night. It’s amazing how intelligent this intelligence is, as to be honest, most of our intelligence hasn’t been very.

The BBC, which stands for Beef, Bacon and Cheddar, has been asking children some questions about Project Darwin and what they think it might be and what it is. If you do not want to know what a children is, then look away now.

Skoolz Out:

The results were quite amusing as it appears that even some childs might know more about Project Darwin than you do:

Isn't Edward a boy's name?

You’re probably thinking I’m about to really rip into this kid,

But I’m not, he’s just a child, what do you take me for? I was once some children and I didn’t like it, so I’m not going to do, and you can’t make me.

He’s very wrong though, obviously. Darwin (or Big Charly Dee as he was known on the street) was not a famous scientist at all, he was actually abit of a dunce by all accounts. Yeah ok, he effectively told the human race what the God was that they’d been trying to describe for thousands of years, but he failed all his exams. As the following screenshot, taken directly from this wikipedia page and not altered at all, proves:

Incase it's is too small to read, either get yourself to specsavers or click it.

This bit next from that BBC page makes me think that “the” boffins were infact the childrens being questioned:

Are the kids our Boffins or are our boffins kids?

“the” Boffins couldn’t have put it better themselves.

Speaking of Skoolz being out:

Some actual facts were found on this interwebanetsite owned and run by this guy possibly. It is a wealth of information on Project Darwin and Affiliate Marketing and has clearly been written completely and in full by “Admin”.

“Admin” says all of the following in his own words:

“we have finally found what is believed to be “Dr” Brown’s Lair of Evil.”

“Day 9 came and went with little time to write in my Jounal due to finding “Dr” Kevin Brown’s Evil Lair of Evil and the new Harry Potter film coming out which isn’t as good as the book.”

“Various happenings have been happening, but there hasn’t been much doing or done regarding the Project Darwin saga.”

“the “the” investigation has been going for just over a week. A few new items are still coming to light regarding Project Darwin and what it is and what it might be”

“It is the day he rested.
But seeing as we’re all Darwinian, he probably didn’t really.”

“Almost immediately there were alot of guesses and ideas from affiliates and merchants on what Darwin is.”

This intelligence makes it absolutely clear that there is an echo, there is an echo and little intelligence.

It also shows that it’s very easy to reproduce someone’s work as your own and slap some Google ads on it, probably using RSS Feeds, but definitely not using work.

That is not Affiliate Marketing or Project Darwin, it’s lazy and should not be found on any site that claims to be a School of Affiliate Marketing, that’s just misleading. You’ve proper wasted that domain name ‘n all, which could have been really good if you could be bothered to get out of bed.

A Muppet

How to get some proper Schooling:

If someone where to require schooling on actual Affiliate Marketing, they should try the Affiliate Window Academy instead, even though it’s evil, probably.

For more information on actual Affiliate Marketing, and some self schooling, one should try Marketing Mix, Lee McCoy, Clarke Duncan, Frostie, Ask Kirsty , or pretty much anyone on A4u who sounds like they know what they’re talking about. If it’s a PPC Guru you need, try Shane Robinson, who’s a top bloke actually, but probably on holiday.

Don’t, however ask The Muppet as he can’t be bothered to do it properly, as detailed above.

Some names are drew from a big hat:

You definitely won’t have heard that there is to be a top secret unveiling of the Darwinian Secrets, even though it’s a Secret, at a Secret location (which is DW HQ) on a Secret date this Friday. Every name in the World was added into a bigass furryass hat and some were drew.

As mentioned in this report, “the” infiltration Plan A was put on hold due to the increased security at DW HQ, Plan B was based on hoping to be drawn out before anyone else.

Plan C has now been put into operation.

Posted: July 22nd, 2009 under Journal.