Day 22: I Am Very New
The worst kept secret in the history of secrets is no longer a secret. As much as the Evil Affiliate Window tried, they could not hide what Project Darwin is and might be from “the“.
Everything I journalled in my journal about Project Darwin was 100% correct. Even the bits that were wrong will be right one day. That’s Evil-ution, and shows I knew more about it than you do/did.
Tell has been heard that some independant operatives are actually quite bored of what Project Darwin is and what it might be. Some operatives have been so bored that they have taken the time to convey their boredom publically. “the” believes this is a wonderful way to spend one’s time and encourages everyone to spend all day long posting in public about just how bored one is.
Some have risen up and told others that Darwin is (and might be) “Just Another Affiliate Interface” and is probably alot more rubbisher than others. They will perish at the hands of this Evil force. I Journalled in my Journal about all the previous “Just Another Affiliate Interface” that Affiliate Window have had. That one from 2000 running off of PHP Nuke is the best.
Oh, and if those who publically denounce Darwin’s awesome effect on civilization EVER log in, they are Hippies, and should probably take a bath.
I take a quote from a great philosopher:
“It’s like my Mother always told me: rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah and Codeine an’, God Dammit you little M***a F***a if you aint got nuttin nice to say then dont say nuttin”
“the” didn’t say that, I’m just saying what he said.
As “the” has only been in Affiliate Marketing for less than a minute (apparantly), it’s difficult to know what exact effect Darwin Project will have on the World. However, seeing as “the” has been in Affiliate Marketing for 8 years, “the” knows Darwin will destroy Affiliate Marketing as we know it.
Those Halcyon days of having to update a profile for every merchant applied to, just so they know where we plan to promote, are over.
No longer will we have the freedom of not being contactable.
Gone are the times when we are binned from programs because the merchant thinks we might be a Voucher Code site (Good Times man, Good times).
Not being able to understand the Affiliate Admin Area or how to use the Shop/Content Window technologies is history, Wiped from existence in one fell swoop over the next couple of years.
I will personally miss not having to wait days for a support reply now I can just look up the answer in a wiki. I used those days to forget what I wanted the answer for, now I’m going to know as soon as I find it. Dammit it all to Hell and back.
How difficult life will be now we are contactable, now we can understand what to do, now we can profile ourselves and our websites, now we can share our knowledge with others in an easily editable wiki format. It’s going to be impossible to do business now we can interact with each other.
We’re all going to have such a hard time of it, thanks to Project Darwin!
Such an Evil Affiliate Window have unleashed on humanity. Such demonic demon-ness them evil scientists have created. Such absolute dastardly, bounderific, vagabonded blaggardery!
Life as we know it is over. And may God have mercy on our souls.
Well, my soul anyway.
Posted: July 28th, 2009 under Journal.