Day 4: I Find Some Clues

Day 4 of the “the” Project Darwin investigation and things are hotting up. It’s like an episode of Scooby Doo with clues everywhere I look. I doubt Project Darwin is going to be the fairground owner in a rubber mask, but we cannot rule anything out yet.

“Ze Mole”s report came in early today:

“I haz juzt obzerved a suspicious young man acting suzpiciously outside zee DW HQ.

I waz juzt pouring myself anozzer cup of bovril when I waz momentarily blinded by zee Zunlight bouncing off hiz shiny blonde hair. Perhaps he uzez conditioner.

Zee “the” book of mugzhotz identifies zis man as Mr George Fletcher. Intelligenze zuggests zat Fletcher waz onze ranked wizzin zee Shop Window army, but haz sinze been posted to zee Digital Window “not as high as zee Commanders not in Chief” rankz. I zink zis Fletcher man could be a zource of great information regarding Project Darwin if properly motivated.

“Ze Mole” is rarely correct about anything, he is paid to watch, not to think. It remains to be seen if this Fletcher knows anything of value. I have actioned a “tail and tap”, on the off-chance.

Hacker Reports:

A “the” “Hacker” report suggests Project Darwin to be an interaction with the infamous “Shop Window Api“:

Hacker 1 report:

“Wierd dude. The Shop Window daily quota remaining operations count in the AW AAA hasn’t changed since resetting at 5pm yesterday. I know we’ve done lots of calls, so something isn’t right. Pass me that bottle of pepsi.”

This suggests to my keen eye of investigativeness, that something has been altered on “Productserve”. Why wouldn’t it update automatically unless there has been some zombification as part of Project Darwin?

Unless it’s just broken. That’s possible.

Another “the” “hacker”  has submitted this report today.

Hacker 2 report:

“I found some strange blurry things that suggest something wierd is definitely going on.”

How much have you had to drink?

Notice the strange language used? This might be a secret code, masonic scribblings or worse, a sinister place holder.

And tabs. There are tabs. Can we trust tabs? I think not. Tabs tend to lead to such evils as Ajax, and if Project Darwin goes anywhere near the AW AAA, that can only ever lead to increased productivity.

Dammit!

It’s getting more and more obvious that Project Darwin is going to be at least abit of a change. Investigations continue.

Posted: July 10th, 2009 under Journal.

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