Day 5: Some stuff doesn’t happen

I didn’t sleep last night. The complexities of the mystery keep me awake. And I was alittle bit poorly, not swine flu though, I don’t do pigs.

Whilst “surfing” the netaweb, I found other “Agents” from other “Agencies” are also on the case of Project Darwin. Perhaps if I steal some of their ideas and research, “the” case will look better and more thought out to my bosses and the general public and people I don’t actually know in real life.

The Name’s Bond:

A certain “Keith Bond“, suspected to be from the notorious Spy network: “The James Bond Books and Films“, has made attempts at bringing Project Darwin’s existence into the public eye. A difficult thing to do with a secret. It is unclear what this individual knows or does not know. What is clear is that he is called Keith, and he is a Northerner. This Northern connection concerns me slightly, I thought I was the only one who could talk proper, tha nos.

Who are you? who who, who who:

A previously completely unknown to everyone else Agent has been discovered attempting to independantly unraval the Darwinian Plot. Using the pseudonim “Lee McCoy“, this individual appears to have been drawn with some pencils. It is quite obvious McCoy has exstensive knowledge on other “the” interests (Codename: SEO & Codename: Affiliate Marketing), but it is unclear exactly what he knows about Project Darwin. It is possible that he has something to do with crisps, and I bet he’s never heard that one before.

What’s good for the Goose is good for the, er, Duck:

The source of “the”s wisdom and ethics has been secretly filmed during a Top Secret Meeting. The security and teachings of  Agent “Of Evolution” have been compromised due to (yet) another independant Agent releasing footage for all to see. Codenamed: One Little Duck, this Agent appears to be intent on outing our mentor as the Key to Project Darwin before “the” get the chance to appear to have thought of it first. Further investigations suggest “The Duck” to be one Jason Dale, who is suspiciously also hand drawn, but possibly with some paints.

Agent “Of Evolution”s only contact since this revelation read: “I am Bill Hicks, and I’m dead now“. All future plans to use his comedy as our own have been put on hold.

Das ist nicht Numbervang:

More stuff hasn’t happened in a Big Chair. A report by Clarke Duncan asks if this is Affiliate Window’s Project Darwin. It is not clear exactly how many straws Clarke has previously clutched at. The report claims that “the Awin Darwin project is something to do with Unique Digital’s Darwin Suite.“.

But it isn’t.

We know this because there is information regarding that “Darwin”, whereas there is no information on this “Darwin”. It is possible that “Dr” Charles “Evil-ution” Darwin engineered it though, but we cannot confirm this.

It has become apparant that if any individual comes onto “the” radar twittering or wittering about Project Darwin, they are likely to receive a slight amount of unprofessionalism and a backlink. Read “the” Disclaimer before getting annoyed.

Posted: July 11th, 2009 under Journal.

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