Day 7: The day after yesterday

Research into “Dr” Charles “Evil-ution” Darwin has unearthed some suprising revelations, which could point to some clues on what Project Darwin might be and what it is. This is thought to have been said recently in 1859:

As many more individuals of each species are born than can possibly survive; and as, consequently, there is a frequently recurring struggle for existence, it follows that any being, if it vary however slightly in any manner profitable to itself, under the complex and sometimes varying conditions of life, will have a better chance of surviving, and thus be naturally selected.

Proof?

Absolutely.

Of what is unclear, but it is clear there was shortage of full stops in 1859.

“Ze Mole” reported a disturbance outside DW HQ in the early hours of this morning. His report reports:

“3:33 am and I waz outzid DW HQ, but abit down ze road. I waz just pouring anozzer cup of bovril when I heard a kerfuffle down ze street. It was dark so I did not see anyzing until ze Rozzers turned up. I managed to take zis surveillence photo:

Ze executed Traffic Cone

I zink ze Traffic Cone may have known zomezing about Project Darwin zo it waz executed and dumped in ze ztreet as a warning to ozzer road safety and traffic management equipment.”

This report has raised major concerns here at “the” HQ and highlights the kind of ruthlessness we are dealing with. All intercepted communications have since been re-read in case anything has been missed.

One such communication, which was previously over looked, is titled “Affiliate Window Black Tie Event“. This communication points to a webnet intersite where it is suggested that up to 350 will be executed in an elaborate manner. One of “the” agents has valantly volunteered to don-a-tux and infiltrate the forth coming Elaborate Execution.

God help him.

Posted: July 13th, 2009 under Journal.