“Dr” Brown’s Evil Lair possibly uncovered

The “the” technologically advanced technology is a major part of “the” operations. After scouring the entire planet with our spy satellite we have finally found what is believed to be “Dr” Brown’s Lair of Evil. This casefile will document our suspicions and possibly even confirm them.

Spy Satellite Imaginary:

The first image from our spy satellite shows that the singular island we thought was the Evil Lair of “Dr” Kevin Brown, is infact a few islands and a nice lagoon instead. We have outlined key area’s, for later explanation:

"Dr" Brown and the island of Doom

As suspected, the lair is in the South Pacific and is actually quite nice. It has some palm trees and a big lagoon. And several beaches.

Suspicions that it may have a volcano have lately been unsupicioned, as it doesn’t.

Item (1):

Item (1) is suspected to be a Nuclear Submarine, used for transporting evil things under the sea. This can clearly be seen here:

Definitely a submarine, yesterday

Item (2):

(2) on the satellite imagery, shows something thought to be an island, we have outlined an item of great concern:

A suspected island

The outlined suspicion is suspected to be an advanced missile lorry truck thing with lots of wheels, as this closeup confirms:

Definitely has lots of wheels

This satellite image clearly shows at least lots of wheels and possibly a big missile capable of wiping out an entire bit of some of a town. As you can see, the Affiliate Window logo is prominently displayed as a way of striking fear into the hearts of whoever is about to be exploded to bits and death.

Item (3):

An Airbase has been located on another island within the Lair Complex (3). This is clearly visible from space, as it is shaped lke a cartoon aeroplane, even on google maps. Below is the “the” satellite imaginary of the island:

Even Google knows it's an airbase, and what do they know about anything?

A close up of the Airbase clearly shows the massive leaps in technology that Affiliate Window have leapt forward. Their aircraft are thought to be far superior to anything used by any NATO Force today:

The ability to rule the skies is obvious

It is unknown exactly how many of these incredible aircraft are at Affiliate Window’s disposal, or at what speed these machines can be scrambled. It might be lots and in a few minutes.

Item (4):

The final circled bit of lair shows another suspected island containing what is thought to be “Dr” Brown’s own secret house:

A residence with plenty of room for expansion

Closer imagery of the building outlined from above, shows it is infact, a building:

A castle, with some trees and stripy grass.

A modest building on the outside, it might be abit like a Tardis. It is not known if “Dr” Brown can travel through Space and Time in his house, but it is clear that he is not home, as the flag isn’t up. Where he is at this time is unknown, and we don’t know where he is now either.

Or now.

Conclusion:

Therefore, we conclude that to draw a conclusion on Project Darwin, based on the above spy satellite imaginary, would be abit too early in the investigation to conclude a successful conclusion.

It is possible that everything described above in the above description actually belongs to another as yet unknown evil using Affiliate Window branded technologies. The size of the house suggests it might infact belong to an independant agent known only as “Lee McCoy“ who is the richest man in existence even though nobody knows who he is. This clearly has nothing to do with Project Darwin or what it is, and is just an excuse to have a slight dig because he’s beaten me to a t-shirt idea I had, but didn’t have time to finish it in time.

Although mine is better and isn’t a blog.

It is also possible that all of the above has been made up by someone wishing to throw “the” off the scent of Project Darwin and what it might be. The recent Full Security Lockdown at DW HQ suggests there could be many red herrings. This might well be one of them.

Posted: July 15th, 2009 under Journal.

Comments

Comment from Lee McCoy
July 16, 2009 at 9:03 am

I gotta have what you’re on!!

Anyone know where I can get some depleted uranium? nudge, nudge, wink, wink!?!

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Admin Pi Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 10:34 am

It is possible that British Nuclear Fuels plc could help you in your quest. I am not on Depleted Uranium though, I have a slight intolerance to some sugars, especially those in certain brands of crisps.

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