“the” Disclaimer

For the purposes of this disclaimer “I”, “Me”,”Our”,”us”,”we”, “”the”" (lowercase the in double quotes) and any similar references to the owners of this web property, either real or fictional refers to the owners of this web property.

I am not Affiliate Window or Digital Window, I am not a representative of Affiliate Window or Digital Window, I do not work for Affiliate Window or Digital Window and any views expressed on any page on the darwinaw.com domain are not nessecarily the views of Affiliate Window or Digital Window.

To be honest, most of what you find on darwinaw.com is information about Digital Window and Darwin sieved through an idiots mind. Everything is imaginary unless it is actual information quoted from an actual Digital Window web property or communication. In which case, just google it and you’ll find the original.

Call it “Fan-Fiction” if you like. I am a fan of Digital Window (I have a DW hat and scarf), I like their way of doing things. Professional yet Relaxed.

No offence is meant, to anyone, I am just having fun, counting down the hours before I get to play with a new Affiliate Window product. The guys at DigiWinShop are tighter than a gnats chuff with what’s really going on. So, I intend to make stuff up, just for fun. If you are not part of Affiliate Window and are cited within any posts, you’ll get a backlink.

I have no intention of distracting from the actual seriousness of Darwin, which is no doubt a very serious product and bound to be pretty awesome.

If offence is caused by anything posted on darwinAW.com, then I am sorry, really I am. But, shaffwindilidig and successful affiliates have big lawyers so…………..

By accessing this website or by any of your staff accessing this website or by knowing it exists or any of your staff knowing it exists, you and all affiliated partners are agreeing to accept the already given apology, tell me if something offends and agree not to sue the owner of this website.

I believe that to be legal.

WEB COPY:

Any comments are copyright of the poster or commentor and we do not accept responsibility for anything said. At all. By anyone. You can sue them if you like, but not us. All reasonable actions are taken to prevent spam and all other “goes without saying” type cancers that plague the internet. If a comment reaches the published stage yet still causes offence, we will take any offending comment down if reasonably requested, don’t forget to say please, please.

All other writings are copyright (c) 2009 me. If any post or page offends or causes any harm to anything at all, just ask and it will be retracted and removed. Never any need to set the dogs on anyone, or start name calling.

Images used:

Some images may be copyrighted to other people/companies. For instance the “spy satellite” is actually Google maps (I know! Wouldn’t have guessed would you?), any of “Ze Mole”s surveillance photos from outside the DW HQ are likely to be Google Street view, and there are images and photos taken directly from one or more of Digital Window’s web properties. These may be Screen Shots and/or “leeched” directly from their websites. Before you start your engines and go grassing me up, they know, ok, and we do not even implie that we own any rights to those images at all. Any images with copyright owned by others will link to the page they came from, just to alleviate any doubt.

Other people:

Some other people may be referenced. These are nothing to do with “the” and “the” do not claim to be them or claim to be working with them.

Fair Usage:

So as long as you give us a plug, a link, or anything along those lines, you can do what you want with the content except recreate it in full or claim it as your own. Quoting it is absolutely fine and even encouraged. I aint really that fussed, so spread it like you can’t believe it’s not better.

Lastly, I reserve all rights, I have to do that.

Like a great Philosopher once said: It’s Nice to be important, but it’s more important to be Nice. Here are a few explanations of commonly used terms, just to be nice.

Evil:
The word Evil is used extensively on this website and I (personally) would like it it be understood that it is used as a term of endearment. There is such a thing as cool Evil.

Think: Darth Vader, The Decepticons, Lord Voldemort (silent “T”), Blofeld.

The Fonz was a bad boy and so is this guy.

It’s all in jest. Hopefully you get it.

Surveillence:
Nobody is watching anybody in any way that could be construed as unacceptable in normal society. It’s just Google Maps. There should be a link on or near where there’s a reference or snapshot to the actual resource. Nobody to do with this website is tapping any phone lines, or hacking servers or doing anything untoward whatsoever. Nothing has been stolen either, and nothing has been volunteered by anyone who might know what Darwin is all about. There is not a leak at Affiliate Window, nor has “Ze Mole” got a mole on the inside.

“Ze Mole” is not going through their bins.

Dr (as in Doctor):
It is entirely possible that those referred to as “Dr” so-and-so, may not infact, hold a doctorate. It is also possible that some of those not referred to as “Dr” could well hold a doctorate. “Dr” is used in the same context as “Dr No” and especially “Dr Evil” (see Evil above). No offence is meant. If I get it wrong, I’m simply wrong, I have no way of knowing either way.